To know more About the Author here are snippets of a brief interview of Oprah Winfrey with him:
Oprah Winfrey :About You?
Author: Indian. Eternally confused about my identity. But that gives me free license to mock , ridicule and tear apart everything, so can’t complain. People know i am a menace.
Oprah Winfrey: You can be Contacted at?
Author: Winks and raises his brows. Thinks how big a faggot Oprah is but finally manages to divulge his less known secrets:
* Email: arrun.pareek@gmail.com
* Gtalk: arrun.pareek
* Throw some Mud on my Facebook
* Prove you are totally and completely jobless by following my blog
* Orkut – And if you wold like to delve deep go here
Oprah Winfrey: Can I see your photograph?
Author: Sure. Here it is.
Oprah Winfrey: Why do you use Ghengis Khan’s picture instead of your real picture?
Author: Because I want to deceive the world into thinking I look better than I actually do. Plus he is my personal hero.
Oprah Winfrey : You call yourself “A Menace to Society” is that a what you really are?
Author: Yes. And everyone whose met me do agree with it.
Oprah Winfrey: Why do you write a blog?
Author: For the same reason thousands of people write blogs. Because I can.
Oprah Winfrey : How old are you?
Author: Age has no meaning. You are only as old as you think you are. (The only people who say that are as old as dinosaurs).
Oprah Winfrey : Where were you born and raised?
Author: In a remote town in Kolkata, India – one of the most beautiful towns in India. (Disclaimer: Your perception may vary if you visit in rainy season or mating season for pigs)
Oprah Winfrey : What do you do for a living?
Author: They don’t have positions called, “Principal Ownage Man” or “Sr. Sarcastic Commenter”, so for now, they are calling me “that software guy”.
Oprah Winfrey : Why don’t you write more frequently?
Author : I am a chronic procrastinator. I will tell you later why I procrastinate.
Oprah Winfrey : Why did you choose to write humor?
Author : Writing style is like sexual orientation. You don’t choose it. And if you try to do something else, it gets quite awkward. (If there is anything else you want to know, please ask. I will do my best to evade it)
